I just did a Google Image Search for Toaster Heaven. Our little crunchy paradise had the top two results! I was surprised that the wastebasket came up.

I decided to follow the link for several of the runners-up, and was quite surprised by number three on the list. Apparently this blogger is a toast and ant loving Scotsman. It seems that he underwent a scientific experiment to find Jesus through the art of making toast (a reaction to the lady who identified the virgin Mary in a slice of crunchy goodness). I was impressed at the effort he put forth in this quest. I laughed; I cried. Then I got very hungry.

You can check out his experiment at: http://www.weirdlittlebiscuit.com/toast/

Beware of salty language. Also, note his ant/blood experiment. Gross. Cool.